Woman Reunites With Her Pet Centipede

Hyper-realistic handheld mobile phone video, slightly shaky documentary style, natural daylight. A regular 30-year-old woman with messy blonde hair in a loose bun, wearing a slightly worn black strappy summer dress, small tattoo on her upper arm, and a thin necklace, is in a dirty, unkempt garage area. Overgrown grass and weeds everywhere, dusty concrete floor, old tires stacked with dirty water collected inside them. She bends down behind the tires, reaches in, and excitedly pulls out a massive, baby…